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  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;Introducing a new design by Karl Long.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;At first, I thought this image was just pretty funny and would make a great shirt. After I put the shirt on I realized that the design is actually the first thing to get noticed. It takes people a minute to get the joke.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve been surprised that most people simply say, &amp;#8220;Hey, cool design&amp;#8221; and never even notice that there&amp;#8217;s a guy on a street corner dressed like a robot advertising free robot sex.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Now half the fun is just seeing who gets it, how long it takes, and the laugh it gets when they do finally get it.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s funny, but just not so in your face. As t-shirt humor goes, It&amp;#8217;s a bit of a slow funny burn.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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  <body>Introducing a new design by Karl Long.

At first, I thought this image was just pretty funny and would make a great shirt. After I put the shirt on I realized that the design is actually the first thing to get noticed. It takes people a minute to get the joke.

I've been surprised that most people simply say, &quot;Hey, cool design&quot; and never even notice that there's a guy on a street corner dressed like a robot advertising free robot sex.

Now half the fun is just seeing who gets it, how long it takes, and the laugh it gets when they do finally get it.

It's funny, but just not so in your face. As t-shirt humor goes, It's a bit of a slow funny burn.</body>
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